I may be rancid butter but I'm on your side of the bread.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
Chad: So...what're you wearing?
Me: It may be more important what I'm NOT wearing.
Chad: Oh...well what're you not wearing?